Heaven Profile



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Member Since : Mar, 2018
# of jokes posted : 57
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 164.00
$50.00 won 10 votes

Someone knocked at my door last evening. When I opened it, I saw a guy from Domino's holding a chicken pepperoni pizza with extra cheese and onion rings.

"I haven't ordered any pizza," I said. "This must be a mistake."

"No, it's not," he replied. "Your neighbor forgot his Facebook password and wanted to show you what he was eating for dinner."

10 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Heaven" |
$50.00 won 7 votes

Father: What you want to be in your life?

Son: A Doctor.

Father: What skills do you have of a doctor?

Son: Doctor's handwriting.

7 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Heaven" |
$8.00 won 2 votes

Why did the farmer plough his field with a steam roller?

Because he wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

2 votes

CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Heaven" |
$10.00 won 7 votes

One day a man was going home...

Thief: "Stop! Give me your wallet! (The man hands him his wallet.) Ha! See how I fooled you! There are no bullets in this gun."

Man: "Ha! See how I fooled you! There's no money in that wallet!"

7 votes

CATEGORY Dumb Criminals
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Heaven" |