misc jokes

Girl: "You remind me of the sea."

Boy: "Why? Because I'm so wild and romantic?"

Girl: "No, because you make me sick."

Q: How do Eskimos have babies?

A: They keep on rubbing their noses together until the little boogers come out.

Q. What do Eskimos get from sitting on ice?

A. Polaroids!

Q.Why can’t you take a turkey to church????

A.Because he uses FOWL language!!!!