misc jokes

Words of Wisdom
A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.

Words of Wisdom
A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.

Sally told her friend, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, so I was relieved when he told me all I needed was blinker fluid."

A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing furiously. I told him rabies could be cured and he didn't have to worry about a will. He said, "Will, what will? I'm making a list of people I'm gonna bite."