The Stork family sits down to dinner. The momma stork asks the daddy stork, "So how was your day dear?"

"Well", he replied, "I flew North and South all day, making people happy. And how was your day?"

She answers, "Pretty much the same. I flew East and West making families happy."

They both turn to junior Stork, "And how was your day?", they asked.

Junior Stork tells them, "I had a blast! I flew all over, scaring the heck out of college students!"