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Billy: I asked my dog three questions and he got two of them right.

Trevor: What three questions?

Billy: I asked what covers a tree and he said bark. I asked him what the texture of bark is and he said ruff. I then asked him if he knew what the winning lottery numbers are next Saturday night?

Trevor: He missed the lottery number question right?

Billy: I don't know, I'll tell you on Sunday.

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posted by "Marty" |
Dan the Man 009
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  • Ryan Faidley : voted 5 star

    • Dan the Man 009 : Voted

      • Marty : Thank you. These are some of my best jokes and they were lost in the shuffle until now. I almost gave up on writing jokes, thanks for the encouragement.