A first-time father was taking a turn at feeding the baby some strained peas. Naturally, there were traces of the food everywhere, especially on the infant.
His wife comes in, looks at the infant, then at her husband staring into space, then says, "What in the world are you doing?"
He replied, "I'm waiting for the first coat to dry, so I can put on another."
Benjones : remember those days. voted
barber7796 : I like your jokes, I must be the only one as I seem to always vote for yours.
barber7796 : quipper. just a joke. i read, liked and voted for it.
Quipper : You know, it's mildly humorous, but it's another example of a man and a father in particular being the butt of the joke. Reverse the genders in this one, and would this be seen as degradation of women? Maybe!
barber7796 : Excellent. always like to be first to vote on a joke. good luck
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