Best Jokes

A lady walks into a shop one day she asks if she could try on a dress in the window, the manager suggested it might be better to use the changing room

A ghost walks into a bar at midnight, and asks the bartender for a Whisky.
The bartender says " Sorry we don't serve spirits after 11"

Q. What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?
A. Dam!

Q. Have you heard the latest scandal?
A. Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party.