Best Jokes

Q: What do you call 144 blondes?
A: Gross ignorance.

Little Tim, a 5 year old called 911 and very softly said: "hello”. Officer Pam asked: are your parents there? Little Tim answered: "yes, their busy", the police, the fire department are here and they are busy”
Officer Pam said, so son your telling me that the police, fire department, and your parents are there and they are all busy?
Little Tim: "yes"
Officer Pam: What are they all doing
Little Tim: "Looking for me"

Q: Which travels faster,heat or cold and why?
A: Heat, because you can catch cold easily

A man went to the Department of Motor Vehicles to obtain a driver's license. On the form they gave him, one question asked if he'd like to be an organ donor. Not really thinking about it, he marked no. The next day, as his friends were looking over his license, one asked him why wasn’t he an organ donor. He simply replied, "I'd like to rest in peace, not in pieces!"