Best Jokes

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?

SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

SARAH: Yesterday you said its H to O!

Q. How are men like blenders?
A. You know you need one, but your not quite sure why.

Q: What kind of dance does a butcher go to?
A: A meatball

Officer: Do you know why I stopped you, son?
Driver: Cause you thought I had some doughnuts?