Best Jokes

Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?
A. Wheeeee!!!!!

Q: What do witches put on their hair when they are going out?

A: Scare-spray

Q: Where did Santa Claus went on his summer vacation
A: At ho ho Holland

Q. What do you call a lady with one leg shorter than the other??

A. "I - lean"