Best Jokes

One man asks another, "How old is your wife?"

"She's approaching thirty."

"But from which direction?"

It is truly said that children brighten a home - they never turn the lights off.

"I don't think my mom knows much about children."
"Why do you say that?"
"Because she always puts me to bed when I am wide awake
and gets me up when I am sleepy."

One kid asks the other
Q:"How old is your grandfather?"
A:"I don't know but we've had him for a long time."