Best Jokes

A small piece of rope climbed onto a barstool. The bartender said he did not serve rope in his bar, and tossed it out to the street. The rope asked a passerby to tie him into a knot, and then ruffle both ends. The rope went back into the bar, the bartender looked down at him and said, "Hey aren’t you that same piece of rope I just tossed out?" the rope responded: no sir “I am a frayed knot.”

Q.Why was 6 affraid of 7?
A.Because 7,8,9 (7 ate 9)

Q. Why do bakers work so hard?
A. Because they need the dough

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball