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Q: There were two cats, one called One-two-three and one called Un-deux-trois. One day they decided to have a race across the English Channel. Which cat won???
A: One-two-three won, because the Un-deux-trois-quatre-cinq!!! (Cat-Sank, it's French!!!)

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Steve1002" |
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"I am not at all satisfied with the evidence against you," said the magistrate to the prisoner on trial,
"so I shall find you not guilty. You are discharged."

"Oh, good," said the prisoner, "Does that mean that I can keep the money?"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Anonymous" |
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A man traveling at 130 mph on the interstate was stopped by highway police.
"Sorry, officer" said the driver, "was I driving too fast?"
"No, sir. You were flying too low."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Anonymous" |
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Two fleas were walking out of the cinema when they discovered it was raining hard.
"Shall we walk?" said one flea.
"No," said the other, " lets take a dog."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Anonymous" |