Q: There were two cats, one called One-two-three and one called Un-deux-trois. One day they decided to have a race across the English Channel. Which cat won???
A: One-two-three won, because the Un-deux-trois-quatre-cinq!!! (Cat-Sank, it's French!!!)
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