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A small piece of rope climbed onto a barstool. The bartender said he did not serve rope in his bar, and tossed it out to the street. The rope asked a passerby to tie him into a knot, and then ruffle both ends. The rope went back into the bar, the bartender looked down at him and said, "Hey aren’t you that same piece of rope I just tossed out?" the rope responded: no sir “I am a frayed knot.”

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posted by "e.j. woleslagle" |
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Q.Why was 6 affraid of 7?
A.Because 7,8,9 (7 ate 9)

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posted by "Graham Kitchen" |
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Q. Why do bakers work so hard?
A. Because they need the dough

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posted by "Jack Bessler" |
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What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

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posted by "John Wright" |