This man goes to the bakery and asks the woman for $100.00 of white bread. The sales woman tells him that it's going to get hard. “So he asks for $2,000 worth” .
Confusius say,"Man who stands on toilet is high on pot."
Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet paper roll?
A: No one knows, it's never been done.
Q. Why are fish so smart?
A. Because there always in schools......