Q: Where did Santa Claus went on his summer vacation
A: At ho ho Holland
Customer: Waiter, Waiter, “what’s this fly doing in my soup?
Waiter: “Looks like the backstroke sir”
Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?
A. Wheeeee!!!!!
Q: What do witches put on their hair when they are going out?
A: Scare-spray