Best Jokes

Hey did you hear?
U.P.S and Fed-EX are merging. There going to call it Fed-Up

This police officer sees an old lady driving and knitting at the same time so after driving next to her for awhile he yells to her,"PULLOVER". She replies,"No a pair of socks".

Q. How are men like blenders?
A. You know you need one, but your not quite sure why.

Q: What kind of dance does a butcher go to?
A: A meatball