Best Jokes

Son: Father, do you know that I can name the capital of all 50 states?

Father: Son, I'm so proud of you. What's the capital of texas?

Son: PASS!

Q. How do you stop a Talibon tank
A. Get the guy pushing it

Hey did you hear?
U.P.S and Fed-EX are merging. There going to call it Fed-Up

This police officer sees an old lady driving and knitting at the same time so after driving next to her for awhile he yells to her,"PULLOVER". She replies,"No a pair of socks".