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A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer," he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
"For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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A skeleton walks into a bar, "I want a beer and a mop."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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A skeleton walks into a bar, "I want a beer and a mop."

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A pony walks into a bar and asks, "Bartender, may I have a drink?"
Bartender says, "What? I can't hear you. Speak up!"
"May I please have a drink?" asks the pony.
"What? You have to speak up!" the bartender says.
"Could I please have a drink?"
"Now listen, if you don't speak up I will not serve you," the bartender says.
"I'm sorry," the pony adds, "I'm just a little hoarse."

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
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