Best Jokes

A mother was talking to her three year-old daughter about animals.
The mother asked, "How does the cow sound?"
The three year old said, "Moo!"
The mother asked, "How does a duck sound?"
The three year old answered,"Quack!"
The mother asked, "How does a frog sound?"
The three year old said, "Bud!!!"

Two peanuts walked into a bar, and one was a-salted.

Two peanuts walked into a bar, and one was a-salted.

A crying, three-legged dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."