Latest Jokes

Did you hear about the baby born in the high-tech delivery room?
It was cordless!

Papa Bear tossed and turned, but could not fall asleep.
When his restlessness woke Mama Bear, she cried in exasperation;
"How many times do I have to tell you? No coffee after September."

Charlie borrowed his friends Volkswagen, while his car was in the garage.
When he got into it, he found out it would not start.
So he got out and raised the hood and looked down in amazement.
This other guy came by driving in his Volkswagen and saw that this guys was in trouble, so he stopped and went over. "What’s the trouble?" he asked. After taking a look, he said; "No wonder it won't start someone stole the engine." "But don’t worry" he said, “I have an extra in my trunk you can borrow".

Did you hear about the baby born in the high-tech delivery room?

It was cordless!