Wife: "You remember when you bought me this blue dress?"
Husband: "I don't remember."
Wife: "It was on my birthday! And this red gown?"
Husband: "On your birthday?"
Wife: "No... on our anniversary! Don't you remember?"
Husband: "Honey, I'm not good at remembering colors or dresses. I better at remembering prices, those I remember very well!"
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