$50.00 won 2 votes

- You're running out of clean clothes and the robe saves on laundry.

- The church is usually crowded and you want to make sure you always have a seat.

- You've just been selected for jury duty and you want to get use to sitting with a large group of people.

- The collection plate is never passed to the choir.

- There's a clock in the back of the church and you want to know when one hour has passed.

- For years you have wanted to know who sits in the back of the church but were afraid to turn around and look.

- You've been known to nod off during the service and don't want the minister/priest to catch you.

- The chairs for the choir are padded and are the most comfortable chairs in the church.

2 votes

posted by "merk" |
  • Dan the Man 009 : Voted

    • chihuahuabulldog : ROFL - 1 vote - 5 stars! Thank you for the laughs. I was afraid this one was going to say "7 years ago" or something. I'm glad my vote will actually count!

      • merk : And thank you for it. Would you believe that I faithfully enter 3 jokes a day just for the income. My husbad has had lymphoma for 4 years and has never been able to return to work. Now we're both too old to. So usually get one joke a week that gets me 7, 8, or 9 dollars. Whatever works, huh. So thanks again.