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merk

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 336
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 4
Location: United States
won: $ 226.00
1 votes

How do you know you've met a good tax accountant?

He has a loophole named after him.

1 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
posted by "merk" |
$9.00 won 4 votes

A mother wanted to teach her daughter a moral lesson. She gave the girl a quarter and a dollar for church. "Put whichever one you want in the collection plate and keep the other for yourself," she told the girl.

Sunday, when they were coming out of the church, the mother asked her daughter which amount she had given.

"Well," said the little girl, "I was going to give the dollar, but just before the collection the preacher said that God loves a cheerful giver. I knew I'd be a lot more cheerful if I gave the quarter, so that's what I did."

4 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "merk" |
4 votes

Although we were being married in New Hampshire, I wanted to add a touch of my home state, Kansas, to the wedding.

My fiancee, explaining this to a friend, said that we were planning to have wheat rather than rice thrown after the ceremony.

Our friend thought for a moment. Then he said solemnly, "It's a good thing she's not from Idaho."

4 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "merk" |
$5.00 won 3 votes

A young seminary student went home for Christmas break. A horrible snowstorm stranded the regular minister in another town. The leaders of the congregation asked the young man to substitute for the regular minister.

The young preacher started his sermon by explaining the meaning of a substitute. "If you break a window," he said, "and then place a piece of plywood over the hole -- that's a substitute."

After the sermon, a well-intentioned woman wished to compliment the young man. As she enthusiastically shook his hand, she said: "You were no substitute. You were a real pane!"

3 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "merk" |