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merk

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 738
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 12
Location: United States
won: $ 707.00
1 votes

Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. "I know that smart aleck Tex," said the first. "He's going to start bragging about that new foreign car he bought as soon as he gets back."

"Not Tex," the second cowboy replied. "He'll always be just a good ol' boy. When he walks in, I'm sure all he'll say is hello."

"I know Tex better than either of you," said the third. "He's so smart, he'll figure out a way to do both. Here he comes now."

Tex swung open the bunkhouse door and shouted, "Audi, partners!"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race. He turned on the jockey.

"Flaherty, could you not have raced faster?"

"Sure I could have, but you know we're supposed to stay on the horse."

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "merk" |
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A man went to his lawyer and stated, "I would like to make a will but I don't know exactly how to go about it."

The lawyer said, "No problem, leave it all to me."

The man looked somewhat upset as he said, "Well, I knew you were going to take the biggest slice, but I'd like to leave a little to my children, too!"

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CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
posted by "merk" |
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"Hey, Mom," asked Johnny "Can you give me twenty dollars?"

"Certainly not."

"If you do," he went on, "I'll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop."

His mother's ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. "Well, what did he say?"

"He said, 'Hey, Marie, please make sure you wash my socks tomorrow.' "

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