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merk

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 336
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 4
Location: United States
won: $ 226.00
1 votes

7. Being told to 'Think outside the Box' when you're in a box all day long.

6. Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see who's behind you.

5. The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right.

4. There are 23 power cords but only ONE outlet.

3. Prison cells are not only bigger... they also have beds.

2. When tours come through, you get lots of peanuts thrown at you.

1. You can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.

1 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "merk" |
$5.00 won 3 votes

I decided to stop worrying about my teenage son's driving and take advantage of it.

I got one of those bumper stickers that say, "How's my driving?" and put a 900 number on it.

"At 50 cents a call, I've been making $38 a week!"

3 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "merk" |
2 votes

I used to work in an art supply store. We sold artists' canvas by the yard, and you could get it in either of two widths: 36 inches or 48 inches.

Customer: "Can you please cut some canvas for me?"

Me: "Certainly, what width?"

Customer (confused and slightly annoyed): "Scissors?"

2 votes

posted by "merk" |
$5.00 won 3 votes

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places.

He told me to quit going to those places.

3 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "merk" |