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Marty

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 628
# of followers : 16
# of following: 17
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 580.00
$12.00 won 1 votes

Superman blames technology for his slow response to high crime.

"Look around folks, there isn't a phone booth in sight."

1 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Marty" |
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Why did Kermit go to a nail salon?

Dental work!

1 votes

CATEGORY Dentist Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
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I bet my friends I'd witnessed a 200 pound flying squirrel streaking above the bright lights of Hollywood...

I ended up losing that bet, it turned out to be Superman leaving a costume party.

1 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
$5.00 won 1 votes

A concerned father called his son’s Scout Master. “My son told me that due to a new policy you wouldn’t be bringing any moonshine so he’d be required to bring beer for evening use."

After a low quiet chuckle the Scout Master replied, “No, I said due to a new moon it wouldn’t shine well so make sure you bring a bush light for use after dark.”

1 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
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