Little Johnny raised his hand in class. The teacher asked, “Do you have a question Little Johnny?”
Little Johnny replied, “What time IT IS?”
The teacher then replied slowly and clearly, “What time IS IT...”
With a puzzled look on his face Little Johnny said, “If I knew that I wouldn’t have asked you.”
Teen #1: I took the girl you set me up with to a matinee, we watched the Wizard of Oz. Afterwards we went to brunch.
Teen #2: Sounds great, will there be a second date?
Teen #1: I don’t think so, during the meal she kept clicking her heels together three times.