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Marty

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 628
# of followers : 16
# of following: 17
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 580.00
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Why are Banana's the apple of your eye?

Because they have appeal.

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No one knows why a veggie will sometimes show up in a fruit basket.

Suppliers say they just seem to turnip there.

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Teacher: "What does it mean when Astronomers refer to planets in the Goldilocks Zone?"

Little Johnny: "It’s planets with bears on it."

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Not only did my girlfriend not want to join me trekking the Appellation Trail, she didn’t want to be apart for 41 days this summer.

After some back and forth on the subject she finally gave me the go ahead. Upon my return I found out she had a new boyfriend.

I don’t understand why, after all I distinctly remember her telling me to “Take a Hike!”

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