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Marty

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 460
# of followers : 16
# of following: 16
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 345.00
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Now that all of the coal mines are closed, all of those lumps of coal Santa left me are now worth a fortune!

I think I can corner the market with my supply alone... Thanks Santa!

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
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Teacher: What has the 2016 election taught us?

Little Johnny: You don't need to hold press conferences if you have a Twitter account!

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Due to finances this year, I'd like to request we lower it from the twelve days of Christmas down to eight.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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Just to clear this matter up once and for all.

It's assumed that when a person get older their mental processes begin to slow down.

Now that I'm older I'm hear to say this assumption has absolutely no merit, my "brame" works just fine!

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
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