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Marty

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 460
# of followers : 16
# of following: 16
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 345.00
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My wife and seven year old daughter invited their friends to have a tea party but you had to wear a sun dress and a floppy sun hat if you chose to attend. They had a blast laughing and enjoying themselves for over an hour.

I got to thinking what would be the man equivalent to such a party, so I decided to have a bacon party and the requirement was to wear camouflage.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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(Son) Dad since I'm getting married next week do you have any advice?

(Dad) Well son, I've always been the man of the house. Do you know what I mean?

(Son) I think so, I did notice that you do the dishes when ever you want!

(Dad) Exactly!

(Son) Anything else Dad?

(Dad) Yes, do them right after dinner.

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
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I don't always ride in passenger jets but when I do I buy a first class ticket...

The thing is, flying scares me but in first class they hand out free "bravery beverages"!

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CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
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Two extraterrestrials had just graduated the space cadet program on their planet. Both were duty assigned to a tiny blue planet in the Milky Way Galaxy called planet Earth. One of the young alien cadets asked the other, "Have you heard of planet Earth?"

His friend answered by saying, "No. I never have. But considering that you and I were last in our class, I have a feeling this is going to be one crazy adventure!"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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