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Marty

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 417
# of followers : 15
# of following: 12
eligible jokes to win : 10
Location: United States
won: $ 298.00
1 votes

Elle: "Grandpa, why are these eggs so large?"

Grandpa: "They're duck eggs."

Elle: "Where did you get them?"

Grandpa: "On the internet. It's easy if you use Quack Quack Go, just type in eggs and hit enter."

Elle: "I think you meant duck duck go."

Grandpa: "I don't think so. You have to use the right search engine and I wasn't looking for ducks."

Elle: "What if I wanted to donate to animals in wildfire distress?"

Grandpa: "Firefox and if you' want to find a date go to...."

Elle: "Don't tell me, Yahoo right?"

1 votes

CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
1 votes

Teacher: “Can anyone give me an example of a paradigm shift?”

Little Johnny: “It’s when you change a pair of dimes into four nickels.”

1 votes

posted by "Marty" |
$9.00 won 2 votes

What do you call words that upset rabbits?

They're called 'Hare Triggers.'

2 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Marty" |
1 votes

What did the ghost say when the police arrested him for joy riding a small motorcycle?

“And to think, I always said I’d never get caught dead riding a moped.”

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