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Marty

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 628
# of followers : 16
# of following: 17
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 580.00
$9.00 won 1 votes

Billy: When I grow up I want to explore deep into the Amazon Jungle where no one has ever gone before and I want you to go with me.

Bobby: That sounds scary; you wouldn’t put me in harm's way, right?

Billy: Of course not, I love you like a brother Fredo, I mean Bobby.

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There I was on a game show, and with just one more right answer I'll make a million dollars! But if I get it wrong I only get ten grand.

It was a pop culture question about a television stage name so I decided to go for it. After the game show host asked me the question I drew a blank. I thought to myself well, ten grand is better than nothing. So for my final answer I said, "It's all good man."

Suddenly confetti fell as the host announced, "You've won a million dollar, the answer is in fact Saul Goodman!"

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
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Every year I like to hide a dozen Easter Eggs in the house for the grand children.

This year my wife said "No Way" until I find the two unaccounted for eggs from last year.

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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I don't understand why my business isn't getting off the ground!?!

Big Falls Mountain Climbing Guide Service.
411 Slippery Slope Place, Raven Heights.
Ph. 1-555-00000PS

WERE OPEN SPRING TO FALL
If you don’t have reservations by now
you will after you review the package
details and read the 30 page waiver.

Free Brochure PO Box 13
Lic# 0H-ICU8-IT-2
Insured by Lloyds of Larryville

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