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D-Gellybean

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 1442
# of followers : 27
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 2540.00
1 votes

Father: The man who marries my daughter gets a prize.

Suitor: Can I see the prize first?

1 votes

CATEGORY Love Jokes
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
2 votes

Aviator: First one wing came off and then the other.

Listener: What did you do?

Aviator: I grabbed a drumstick and had a second helping.

2 votes

CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
0 votes

Two Martians landed on a corner traffic light.

“I saw her first,” one said.

“So what?” the other Martian replied. “I’m the one she winked at.”

0 votes

CATEGORY Love Jokes
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$5.00 won 4 votes
 

Father: Didn’t you promise to be a good boy?

Little Johnny: Yes, father.

Father: And didn’t I promise to punish you if you weren’t?

Little Johnny: Yes, father. But since I’ve broken my promise, you don’t have to keep yours.

4 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |