I have this condition where I eat if I can't sleep...
It's called Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia
Life is very short...
Literally, it's only four letters long.
What do you call a dog wearing earplugs?
It doesn't matter – it can't hear you anyway!
Bob: "Do you think change is hard?"
Ray: "I sure do! Have you ever tried to bend a quarter?"