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D-Gellybean

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 513
# of followers : 15
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 4
Location: United States
won: $ 684.00
1 votes

Who were the two shortest people in the Bible?

Nehemiah and Bildad the Shuhite!

1 votes

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$10.00 won 2 votes

What’s the first thing sea animals learn in school?

Their A-B-Seas.

2 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$10.00 won 2 votes
 

Jack: "Do you know how long fish should be cooked?"

Jill: "Probably the same as short fish."

2 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
1 votes

How do you compliment...

The Abominable Snowman?
Tell him he’s cool.

A secretary?
Tell her she’s really neat.

A boxer?
Tell him he’s a knock-out.

A surfer?
Tell her she’s swell.

A mail carrier?
Tell him he’s first class.

A demolition crew?
Tell them they did a bang-up job.

A witch?
Tell her she’s charming.

An astronaut?
Tell her she’s out of this world.

A right fielder?
Tell him he’s far-out.

Frankenstein?
Tell him he looks like a new man.

1 votes

CATEGORY Puns
posted by "D-Gellybean" |