I’m gonna eat Henry.
I’m gonna eat Phil.
I’m gonna eat Debbie.
I’m gonna eat Jill.
I’m gonna eat Tommy.
And Sue, no surprise.
Is it weird that I like to name all my french fries?
Joe: Hey Jay. I noticed you have a gambling problem. You should go to Gamblers Anonymous meetings.
Jay: I do NOT have a gambling problem!
Joe: Yes, my friend. You do.
Jay: Wanna bet I don’t?
Teacher: Railroad crossing at the track. How many R's in that?
Little Johnny: There are no R's in 'that'.
What did the quarter say to the penny?
You don’t make much cents.