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D-Gellybean

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 1436
# of followers : 27
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 2490.00
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“Doc, Doc!” the man yelled. “I’ve got cucumbers growing out of my ears!”

“My goodness!” exclaimed the doctor. “How did that happen?”

“Sure beats me. I planted carrots.”

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3 votes

Customer: Waiter, I’m hungry. Please bring me a mashed potato sandwich on rye.

Waiter: What are you saying? Only an idiot would order mashed potatoes on rye bread.

Customer: You’re right. Make it on whole wheat toast.

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4 votes

Little Johnny: I’m so glad you named me Little Johnny.

Mother: Why do you say that?

Little Johnny: Because that’s what all the kids in school call me.

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Woman: Doctor, please come quickly! My little boy has just swallowed my fountain pen!

Doctor: Of course, I’ll be right there. What are you doing in the meantime?

Woman: Using a pencil.

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