If drinking alcohol can cause short term memory…

Just think what drinking alcohol can do!

- Lying around, pondering the problems of the world, I realized that at my age I don't really care anymore.

- I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart.

- Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

- Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

- It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

- The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

Did you hear about the dyslexic man who went out to buy maps?

He came back with a tin of Spam.