Older people say, "Age is just a number."
That's not true. Age is just a word.
What do you call an elephant in the North Pole?
We need a twelve-step group for compulsive talkers...
They could call it On Anon Anon...
Now that 7 Eleven has been open for 24 hours for the past twenty thirty years or so, don't you think that they should rename the store to 24?