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D-Gellybean

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 593
# of followers : 16
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 10
Location: United States
won: $ 996.00
4 votes

How can you tell you’re getting old?

You go to an antiques auction and three people bid on you.

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
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Applications for a job at the company where I worked are asked to fill out a questionnaire. Among the things candidates list is their high school and when they attended.

One prospective employee dutifully wrote the name of his high school, followed by the dates attended: ”Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday.”

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CATEGORY Work Jokes
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When hiring new staff at her public library, my daughter always asks the applicants what sort of supervision they’d be most comfortable with.

One genius answered, “I’ve always thought Superman’s X-ray vision would be cool.”

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CATEGORY Work Jokes
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My laptop was driving me crazy. “The A, E, and I keys always stick,” I complained to a friend.

She quickly diagnosed the problem, “Your computer is suffering from irritable vowel syndrome.”

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CATEGORY Computer Jokes
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