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D-Gellybean

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 1442
# of followers : 27
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 2540.00
$12.00 won 6 votes

Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.

"What is the meaning of this?" the director asked. ''When you applied for this job, you told us you had five years experience. Now we discovered this is the first job you've ever held.''

''Well, "the young man replied, "in your job posting you said you wanted somebody with imagination.”

6 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$6.00 won 5 votes

There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home very later every night. So one night his wife decides to teach him a lesson.

She dresses up like Satan, and decides to hide in the dark, and scare him when he gets home. The man comes home and his wife jumps out and screams in his face.

He just looks at her and says, “You don't scare me. I am married to your sister!”

5 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$15.00 won 5 votes

Fred: What is the name of your dog?

Betty: Ginger.

Fred: Does Ginger bite?

Betty: No, but Ginger snaps.

5 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$7.00 won 5 votes

Barney: I have a three-season bed.

Wilma: What is a three-season bed?

Barney: One without a spring.

5 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |