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D-Gellybean

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 1494
# of followers : 28
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 2573.00
$6.00 won 5 votes

It was the man’s first trip by airplane. He was frightened and nervous. As the engines began to roar, he gripped the arms of his seat, closed his eyes, and counted to one hundred.

When he opened his eyes he looked out of the windows. “See those tiny people down there,” he said to the woman sitting next to him, “don’t they look like ants?”

“They are ants,” the woman said. “We haven’t left the ground yet.”

5 votes

CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
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2 votes

Bob: Hey Al, you know you owe me $500.

Al: Yes.

Bob: I’ll tell you what I’ll do. I’ll forget half of the money.

Al: That’s perfect, I’ll forget the other half.

2 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
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3 votes

Igor: "Why do you call your pet fawn 'Ninety-Nine Cents'?"

Boris: "Because it’s not old enough to be a buck."

3 votes

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3 votes

Girl: I’d like a triple vanilla ice cream sundae with chocolate syrup, nuts, and a lot of whipped cream.

Waiter: With a cherry on top?

Girl: Heavens no! I’m on a diet.

3 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
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