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Dan the Man 009

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2540
# of followers : 33
# of following: 31
Location: United States
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Let's all pray that Jamaica isn't the first country to get plagued by the zombie epidemic.

Cause the last thing we need is zombies that can run at 100mph.

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If you find yourself in a hole...

The first thing to do is....

To stop digging!

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If I had a dollar for every time someone tells me to grow up...

I could build the coolest tree house ever!

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If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer…

Oh wait, he does.

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