D-Gellybean Profile



User Details

Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 1436
# of followers : 27
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 2490.00
2 votes

Bob: What are you doing with a pencil and paper?

Ted: I’m writing a letter to my brother.

Bob: But you don’t know how to write.

Ted: That’s okay, my brother can’t read.

2 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
1 votes

Policeman: "Hey, you! You're crossing the street when the light says, 'Don’t Walk'!"

Pedestrian: "Sorry, officer, I thought it was an ad for the bus company."

1 votes

CATEGORY Police Jokes
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$8.00 won 5 votes

Moe: "Where did Larry go?"

Curly: "He’s round in front."

Moe: "I know what he looks like, I just wanted to know where he went."

5 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$6.00 won 4 votes

Man on phone: Hello, young man, could I speak to your mother or father?

Little Johnny: My parents aren’t home.

Man on phone: Could I leave them a message?

Little Johnny: Sorry, we don’t have an answering machine.

4 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |