My laptop was driving me crazy. “The A, E, and I keys always stick,” I complained to a friend.
She quickly diagnosed the problem, “Your computer is suffering from irritable vowel syndrome.”
A lettuce and a tomato were in a race.
The lettuce went a head, but the tomato never could ketchup.
I was in an art creating contest.
It was pretty boring.
It ended in a draw.
My dog had a bad case of fleas. So I brought him to the vet.
The doctor told me, “I’m going to have to put him down."
I said, “What? Just because he’s got fleas?”
“No,” the doctor said, “because he’s so heavy.”