D-Gellybean Profile



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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 596
# of followers : 16
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 4
Location: United States
won: $ 996.00
6 votes

My laptop was driving me crazy. “The A, E, and I keys always stick,” I complained to a friend.

She quickly diagnosed the problem, “Your computer is suffering from irritable vowel syndrome.”

6 votes

CATEGORY Computer Jokes
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$50.00 won 9 votes

A lettuce and a tomato were in a race.

Who won?

The lettuce went a head, but the tomato never could ketchup.

9 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
4 votes

I was in an art creating contest.

It was pretty boring.

It ended in a draw.

4 votes

posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$15.00 won 6 votes

My dog had a bad case of fleas. So I brought him to the vet.

The doctor told me, “I’m going to have to put him down."

I said, “What? Just because he’s got fleas?”

“No,” the doctor said, “because he’s so heavy.”

6 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |