D-Gellybean Profile



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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 456
# of followers : 13
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 432.00
$8.00 won 6 votes
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How does someone actually break out into a "cold sweat"?

Doing Pilates in a Meat Locker?

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
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$10.00 won 6 votes

I once swallowed a dictionary.

It gave me thesaurus throat I ever had.

6 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
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Grampa (attempting to fix a toy): "Vinnie, give me your free hand."

Vinnie: "I don't have free hands, Grampa."

Grampa: "Sure you do, Vinnie. Just give me your free hand."

Vinnie (exasperated): "I don't HAVE free hands, Grampa! I only have TWO!"

4 votes

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Yo' momma so dumb, that she thinks the word dumb is spelled D-U-M.

I approached her and said that there was a silent 'B' at the end of the word.

She said, “There is? Well be quiet then. We don’t want it to wake up and start stinging us!”

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