If slim and fat are opposites...
Then how come “slim chance” and “fat chance” are similar?
I’m close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet...
I don’t know 'y'.
A ghost walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, “What would you like to drink?"
The ghost says, “I’m just here for the boos.”
I heard about a new website: www.needleinahaystack.com.
Took me ages to find it!