Yo' momma so dumb, that she thinks the word dumb is spelled D-U-M.
I approached her and said that there was a silent 'B' at the end of the word.
She said, “There is? Well be quiet then. We don’t want it to wake up and start stinging us!”
Who were the two shortest people in the Bible?
Nehemiah and Bildad the Shuhite!
What’s the first thing sea animals learn in school?
Jack: "Do you know how long fish should be cooked?"
Jill: "Probably the same as short fish."