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D-Gellybean

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 423
# of followers : 11
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 4
Location: United States
won: $ 293.00
4 votes

Why was The German baker arrested on 10/31 for cheating his customers?


He was selling hollow weenies!

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
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One Sunday morning, a preacher tells his congregation that in order to prepare for next week’s sermon that they should read Obadiah 2:1-2:15.

Next week comes and the preacher asks the congregation if they read the required reading from the Bible. Suddenly there’s a murmur in the congregation. No one read it, but since they didn’t want to get into trouble, they all raised their hands.

The preacher then says, It is amazing that all of you read Obadiah 2:1-2:15, because there is only ONE chapter in Obadiah. Now, today's lesson is on honesty..."

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Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
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What did the Cyclop say to a suspect?

"I got my eye on you!"

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
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You know how to tell that the invisible man is lying?

Easy. You can see right through him!

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