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D-Gellybean

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 1442
# of followers : 27
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 2540.00
$6.00 won 4 votes

Man on phone: Hello, young man, could I speak to your mother or father?

Little Johnny: My parents aren’t home.

Man on phone: Could I leave them a message?

Little Johnny: Sorry, we don’t have an answering machine.

4 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$7.00 won 4 votes

Mother: I think our son is going to be an astronaut.

Father: What makes you think that?

Mother: I spoke to his teacher today. She said he is taking up space.

4 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$6.00 won 5 votes

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting!”

So we stopped playing chess.

5 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$7.00 won 5 votes
 

Two years after my heart attack, I was teaching my college course when I felt discomfort in my chest. I paused the class to pop my medication and felt better quickly.

“Now, if I ever do have a heart attack,” I told my students, “I will give extra credit to whoever gives me CPR.”

One of them shouted out, ”How much?”

5 votes

CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |