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D-Gellybean

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 423
# of followers : 11
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 4
Location: United States
won: $ 293.00
$6.00 won 3 votes

If Jesus, was the son of Mary...

And Jesus is the “Lamb of God”...

Does that mean Mary had a little lamb?

3 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
3 votes

At the end of the year, Apple plans on unveiling their very first restaurant where it will serve breakfast all day, like Denny’s.

They plan on calling it iHop.

3 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
2 votes

Little fishy in the sea,
How I wish I could catch thee.
Take you home as a new found pet,
Get you checked out by my vet.

Buy you glasses
A little coat,
Some fin mittens,
A tie that floats.

Send you to college to get a degree
Oh my gosh, what you're costing me!
That tie! The vet!
Oh the prices I've paid!
The next thing you're getting,
I'm afraid, is filleted.

2 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
3 votes

If God had used the metric system, would there have been ten disciples instead of twelve?

3 votes

posted by "D-Gellybean" |