I just had a near-sex experience…
My whole wife flashed before my eyes.
I have so much debt...
I can start a government.
I got some Chinese symbols tattooed on my arm that reads, "I don't know, I don't speak Chinese".
So when someone asks what it says...
I get my cereal from a tiger, insurance from a gecko, toilet paper from a bear, financial advice from a gorilla.
It's people I don't trust.