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D-Gellybean

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 1442
# of followers : 27
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 2540.00
$8.00 won 6 votes
 

Donald: I’d like to tell you a joke about the measles, but I’d better not.

Mike: Why not?

Donald: You know how those things spread.

6 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$8.00 won 5 votes
 

Biology Teacher: Did you know that you have 60,000 miles of blood vessels in your body?

Little Johnny: No wonder I have tired blood.

5 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
2 votes

Patient: Lately I’ve had the feeling that everyone wants to take advantage of me.

Doctor: That’s nonsense.

Patient: Really? Thank you very much, doctor. I feel so much better now. How much do I owe you?

Doctor: How much have you got?

2 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$9.00 won 6 votes

A vain lion wanted to find out why the other animals were not as beautiful as he.

First, he asked a giraffe. The giraffe did not know. Next, the lion asked a bear. The bear had no answer. Then the lion asked a hippopotamus, and again got no answer.

Finally, the lion met a mouse. He asked the mouse, ”Tell me, why aren't you as big, as strong, and as beautiful as I am?”

The mouse looked up at the lion and said, ”Well, I've been sick.”

6 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |