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D-Gellybean

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 513
# of followers : 15
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 4
Location: United States
won: $ 684.00
$7.00 won 5 votes

An elderly man was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. He opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked, "Is someone in your house?"

He said, "No, but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me!"

Then the police dispatcher said, "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."

George said, "Okay."

He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both, the dogs are eating them right now," and he hung up.

Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the policemen said to the man, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

He replied, "I thought you said there was nobody available?”

5 votes

CATEGORY Police Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
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4 votes

I once played poker with tarot cards...

I got a full house and four people died.

4 votes

posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$6.00 won 3 votes

Two Irish men walk out of a bar...

...hey it could happen!

3 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$9.00 won 4 votes
 

What dog says “meow”?

A police dog working undercover.

4 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |