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D-Gellybean

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 601
# of followers : 16
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 5
Location: United States
won: $ 1021.00
4 votes

I wish everyone were like entrepreneurs...

They mind their own business.

4 votes

posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$9.00 won 5 votes

People are always asking me if I’m a cat person or a dog person...

As if penguins didn’t even exist!

5 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$25.00 won 6 votes
 

Did you see the cereal box and the fruit punch?

Now that’s what I call a food fight.

6 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$25.00 won 6 votes
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How do fleas travel?
They itch-hike.

What insect stays healthy all the time?
Vitamin Bee.

What do bugs use to add things in school?
Moth-matics.

What do you call an insect that smells nice?
A deodor-ant.

6 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |