Favorite this joke Sunday School Teacher: Okay class... who can tell me what are some different names used when talking about God?
Boy: Hallowed!
Sunday School Teacher: Hallowed? How did you get that as an answer?
Boy: It’s in the Lord’s Prayer: Our Father who art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name....
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Melvin: I’d like to be an organ donor.
Doctor: And which organ do you wish to donate?
Melvin: The one that’s been in by basement for ten years. No one’s used it for the past six years.
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Father: Look at all these bills! Taxes, rent, telephone, clothes, food. The cost of living is going up everywhere. I’d be happy if just one thing went down.
Little Johnny: Dad, here’s my report card.
Mother Lion: Junior, what are you doing?
Lion Cub: I’m chasing a hunter around a tree.
Mother Lion: How many times must I tell you not to play with your food?
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