What do you call an Egyptian back specialist?
Two friends were at a bookstore perusing through the nonfiction section.
Friend 1: "Oh my goodness, they have this book! It’s a really great book. I highly recommend it."
Friend 2: "Really? What’s it about?"
Friend 1: "Oh, about 357 pages."
One day two friends were talking when the conversation was getting serious.
Friend 1: "So, tell me. How do you feel?"
Friend 2: "Well, with my fingers."
I’ve decided I’ll never get down to my original weight and I’m okay with that...
After all, 6 lbs 3 oz is just not realistic.