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D-Gellybean

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 513
# of followers : 16
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 696.00
3 votes

What do you call an Egyptian back specialist?

A Cairo-practor!

3 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
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$10.00 won 4 votes
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Two friends were at a bookstore perusing through the nonfiction section.

Friend 1: "Oh my goodness, they have this book! It’s a really great book. I highly recommend it."

Friend 2: "Really? What’s it about?"

Friend 1: "Oh, about 357 pages."

4 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
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One day two friends were talking when the conversation was getting serious.

Friend 1: "So, tell me. How do you feel?"

Friend 2: "Well, with my fingers."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
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I’ve decided I’ll never get down to my original weight and I’m okay with that...

After all, 6 lbs 3 oz is just not realistic.

4 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |