What does Batman put in his beverages?
Just ice.
What do you call a Jedi in denial?
Obi-Wan Cannot Be
How many quarters does it take to play the new Lord of the Rings arcade game?
None... it only takes Tolkiens!
I was just on the phone with a company that said I won my choice of either $500 or tickets to see an Elvis Presley tribute band...
I had to press 1 for the money or 2 for the show!