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D-Gellybean

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 596
# of followers : 16
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 4
Location: United States
won: $ 996.00
5 votes

A woman walked into a library and wondered whether they had any books about paranoia.

The librarian replied, “They’re right behind you.”

5 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$15.00 won 6 votes
 

I buy all my guns from a guy called “T-Rex”...

He’s a small arms dealer.

6 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
4 votes

If Shaq were:

A banana - he’d be Shaquille O’Peel

A shade of blue green - he’d be Shaquille O’Teal

A criminal - he’d be Shaquille O’Steal

A poker player - he’d be Shaquille O’Deal

Overly emotional - he’d be Shaquille O’Feel

A doctor - he’d be Shaquille O’Heal

4 votes

CATEGORY Puns
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
6 votes

Gary the Cactus will never find true love.

Female Cactus: "Gary, you need to quit being selfish. We’re cact-us."

Gary the Cactus: "Actually we’re cact-i."

6 votes

CATEGORY Love Jokes
posted by "D-Gellybean" |