My art instructor complimented my painting of a ring-shaped reef island...

They said, “Not bad, not bad atoll.”

If an ant needs to dig a really big hole in the ground...

Do you suppose it could rent a Caterpillar?

I asked my North Korean friend how it was to live in North Korea.

He said he can’t complain.

How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.