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Dan the Man 009

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2540
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Location: United States
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Housework Kills
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Housework can't kill you...

But why take a chance?

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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Hipsters
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Hipsters hate rivers...

Too mainstream.

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CATEGORY One Liner Jokes
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At The Restaurant
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Guest to the waiter: "Can you bring me what the lady at the next table is having?"

Waiter: "Sorry, sir, but I'm pretty sure she wants to eat it herself."

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
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The Evening News
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Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’...

And then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.

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CATEGORY News Jokes
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