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D-Gellybean

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 422
# of followers : 11
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 4
Location: United States
won: $ 293.00
$9.00 won 2 votes
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What do you call a cat that gets thrown in the dryer and is never found again???

SOCKS...

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
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I don't trust acupuncturists...

They're backstabbers!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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I once dreamed I was living in the Hilton rent-free...

Talk about having suite dreams!

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CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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It's been decided that laundry is part of the original sin...

If Eve hadn't bitten that darned fruit, there would be no clothes to wash.

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