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Karen Carpenter Fan

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2287
# of followers : 32
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 3687.00
1 votes

Son: Dad... can I have $450 to buy a moped?

Dad: Son, listen to me very carefully. Due to the escalation of my personal monetary obligations brought on by spiraling inflation and the ever-fluctuating ramifications of the Petro-dollar, it behooves me to rule in the extreme negative when responding to my male issue.

Son: Huh?!? I don’t get it!

Dad: Exactly.

1 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
$15.00 won 2 votes

Father: Are you playing with that video game again? What about studying?! What about homework?!

Son: Ahhh, school is such a bore!

Father: Listen, when Abraham Lincoln was your age, he walked ten miles to school! When Abraham Lincoln was your age, he did his homework by fire-light!

Son: And when Abraham Lincoln was your age, he was President of the United States!

2 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
$50.00 won 3 votes

Restaurant Server: Would you like a table near the window, or near the salad bar, or near the dance floor?

Man: It doesn't matter... as long as it's near a waiter!

3 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
1 votes

Boy: "This darn bug is bothering the heck out of me! Where’s that can of spray insecticide... Oh, here it is. GOTCHA! Oh wow, I never knew bugs had so much blood in them."

Girl: "You idiot, you used the can of red spray paint!"

1 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |