D-Gellybean Profile



User Details

Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 596
# of followers : 16
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 4
Location: United States
won: $ 996.00
$25.00 won 8 votes
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There was an explosion at a french cheese factory last night...

All that’s left is de Brie...

8 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$10.00 won 6 votes

What kind of key opens a banana?

A monkey!

6 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
4 votes

A Spanish magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3.

He says: “Uno, dos....”*POOF!!*

He disappeared without a tres.

4 votes

posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$12.00 won 5 votes

If slim and fat are opposites...

Then how come “slim chance” and “fat chance” are similar?

5 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |