A ten-year-old was watching TV with her Grandma.
The newscaster interrupted the program to announce the outcome of a political election.
"More on candidates at 11pm," he said.
The child exclaimed, "I didn't know they could call politicians 'morons' on national television!"
One night I woke myself up with a loud "Hello!" to someone in my dream. As the next day came and went, I thought the nocturnal outburst was mine alone to remember.
But that night, as my wife and I were getting ready for bed, she said dryly, "If you see anyone you know tonight, just wave."