For the holidays, all company employees got socks with the corporate logo on them.
The day after we received our gifts, a co-worker reported on his wife's response when she saw them.
"Honey!" she said. "I didn't realize you were going to get SOCK options this year!"
The Sunday school teacher asked her preschool class, "How many of you would like to go to Heaven?"
All the children raised their hands except Tommy. The teacher asked Tommy why he wouldn't like to go to Heaven.
Tommy answered, "I'm sorry, but I can't. My mother told me to come right home after Sunday school."