Favorite this joke The girl was very rich and the boy was poor but honest. She liked him, but that was all, and he knew it. One night he had been a little more tender than usual. "You are very rich," he ventured.
"Yes," she replied frankly, "I'm worth 1.25 million dollars."
"And I'm poor," he replied. "Will you marry me?"
"No."
"I thought you would say no."
"Then why did you ask me?"
"Oh, just to see how a man feels when he loses 1.25 million dollars."
Fresh from graduation the rookie policeman called the precinct to report his first robbery: "Chief, a man has been robbed down here and I've got one of them."
Chief: "Great job. Which one of them do you have?"
Rookie: "I have the one that has been robbed."
As the cruise ship was departing port, a well dressed passenger approached the Captain. Pointing to the distant hills she asked, "What is that white stuff?"
The Captain replied, "That is snow, madam."
"Well," remarked the lady, "I thought so. But a gentleman told me it was Greece."
During history class the teacher was discussing George Washington.
"George Washington, not only did he chopped down his cherry tree," the teacher explained, "but he also admitted to doing it. Does anyone know why his father did not punish him? "
After a few minutes of silence Little Johnny answered, "Maybe because George still had the ax in his hand?"
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