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Kyoto

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 125
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1173.00
$9.00 won 4 votes

A scientist wanted to understand the science of marriage.

So he got married.

Now he forgot what science is all about.

4 votes

CATEGORY Science Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Kyoto" |
$12.00 won 3 votes

Husband: "I want to tattoo your name on me. What do you think, shall I do it on my arm or neck?"

Wife: "How about on your will?"

3 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Kyoto" |
1 votes

A guard tells a prisoner, "You will be released from prison at 5 a.m. tomorrow."

The prisoner replies, "Can we make it 9 a.m.? I'm not up yet at 5."

1 votes

CATEGORY Dumb Criminals
posted by "Kyoto" |
$12.00 won 2 votes

A married couple were quarreling.

Wife: You said you would love me more after marriage?

Husband: I did, but I didn't think you would say yes.

2 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Kyoto" |