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Kyoto

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 125
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1173.00
$15.00 won 4 votes

A customer goes to the bank to make a deposit.

Teller: "Sorry sir. This $100 bill is a fake one. We cannot accept it."

Customer: "What's the big deal? I'm depositing it into my account, right?"

4 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Kyoto" |
$7.00 won 4 votes

Wife’s diary: We had plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping all day with my friends. Later he was acting weird. I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late. He was silent at the restaurant too and didn’t eat much. While going to bed, he was looking serious. I quietly lied down. I felt that his thoughts were somewhere else. I had lost him. What to do now?

Husband’s diary: My car didn’t start this morning. Wondering what could have happened to it. Had nice dinner with the wife.

4 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Kyoto" |
$50.00 won 7 votes

Tom to his mom: "Mom, please tell me a story?"

Mom: "Sorry, honey, I don't have any new stories to tell. But you should ask your dad why he was late coming home today. He will then tell you some amazing stories."

7 votes

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Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Kyoto" |
$50.00 won 8 votes

Wife: "Last night I had a dream that you bought me a pearl necklace."

Husband: "Wow, that's great! Tonight when you go to sleep, you can put it on."

8 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Kyoto" |