Shenghen Profile



User Details

Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 57
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 817.00
$15.00 won 11 votes

The height of bad luck...

Your battery is at 2% and you see your boss upload pictures of himself and his family...

Wanting to impress him, you quickly comment "cool pics" but auto correct changes it to "cool pigs"...

Just as your battery runs out.

11 votes

CATEGORY Office Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$12.00 won 7 votes

If ever u feel overloaded by life, wife or work, Immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) center & place order for any 1 or more of the following Antidotes:

1. Wife Irritation Neutralizing Extract (WINE)
2. Refreshing Unique Medicine (RUM)
3. Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER)
4. Vaccino Officio Depression Killing Antigen (VODKA)
5. Wife High Infusing Suspicion Killing Energy Yeast (WHISKEY)

7 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$12.00 won 6 votes

I always read my wife's horoscope...

To see what kind of day I am going to have.

6 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$12.00 won 7 votes

I was playing badminton.

So I took some classes and they are paying off.

Now, I play goodminton.

7 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Shenghen" |