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Shenghen

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 37
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 566.00
$10.00 won 24 votes

A married couple are arguing back and forth about the husband's time on Facebook and Twitter.

The wife threatens, "If you continue to spend more time on Twitter and Facebook, then I will spend more time on Amazon and EBay!"

The husband goes offline immediately.

24 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$7.00 won 16 votes

Client: Doctor, how much you charge for visiting a patient's house?

Doctor: I charge $50.

The doctor and client drove to the client's house in the former's car. The doctor didn't find any patient and asked, "Where's the patient?"

The client replied, "Well, there's no patient here doc. The taxi fare to my house was $75. I just needed a ride home. Here's your $50. Thank you."

16 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$12.00 won 21 votes

What do we learn from animals like Buffaloes, Elephants and Cows?

That not everyone can lose weight by eating greens and salads and walking as well.

21 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$8.00 won 9 votes

The Law of Equality states:

The time taken by a wife when she says "I'll be ready in 5 minutes" is exactly equal to the to the time taken by husband when he says "I'll call you in 5 mins."

9 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Shenghen" |