Dietitian: Did you follow the course that I have given you 4 weeks ago?
Client: Yes, of course!
Dietitian: So did you lose at least 4lbs ?
Client: No! I lost 4 weeks!
How do you feel if you see a sheepdog with a melon?
In which bank doers Dracula like to save money?
In a blood bank!
How do you make a cheeseburger sad?
Make it with blue cheese!