How do you feel if you see a sheepdog with a melon?
In which bank doers Dracula like to save money?
In a blood bank!
How do you make a cheeseburger sad?
Make it with blue cheese!
Husband: "I wish to be the Prime Minister of the nation one day."
Wife: "But you already are the PM of a nation."
Husband: "Really, which nation?"
Wife: "The Imagi-nation."