The height of bad luck...
Your battery is at 2% and you see your boss upload pictures of himself and his family...
Wanting to impress him, you quickly comment "cool pics" but auto correct changes it to "cool pigs"...
Just as your battery runs out.
If ever u feel overloaded by life, wife or work, Immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) center & place order for any 1 or more of the following Antidotes:
1. Wife Irritation Neutralizing Extract (WINE)
2. Refreshing Unique Medicine (RUM)
3. Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER)
4. Vaccino Officio Depression Killing Antigen (VODKA)
5. Wife High Infusing Suspicion Killing Energy Yeast (WHISKEY)