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Shenghen

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 37
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 551.00
2 votes

A guard tells a prisoner, "You will be released from prison at 5 a.m. tomorrow."

The prisoner replies, "Can we make it 9 a.m.? I'm not up yet at 5."

2 votes

CATEGORY Dumb Criminals
posted by "Shenghen" |
$12.00 won 14 votes

A married couple were quarreling.

Wife: You said you would love me more after marriage?

Husband: I did, but I didn't think you would say yes.

14 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$15.00 won 9 votes

A customer goes to the bank to make a deposit.

Teller: "Sorry sir. This $100 bill is a fake one. We cannot accept it."

Customer: "What's the big deal? I'm depositing it into my account, right?"

9 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$7.00 won 9 votes

Wife’s diary: We had plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping all day with my friends. Later he was acting weird. I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late. He was silent at the restaurant too and didn’t eat much. While going to bed, he was looking serious. I quietly lied down. I felt that his thoughts were somewhere else. I had lost him. What to do now?

Husband’s diary: My car didn’t start this morning. Wondering what could have happened to it. Had nice dinner with the wife.

9 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Shenghen" |