Shenghen Profile



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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 57
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 817.00
$15.00 won 24 votes

Son: "Mom, do fairies fly?"

Mom: "Yes honey, they do. Why do you ask?"

Kid: "This morning dad told the maid that she looks like Tinkerbell, the fairy. Does that mean she will fly too?"

Mom: "Oh yes, she will fly right out of this house!"

24 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$8.00 won 19 votes

An old man walked into a car showroom and found the car he wanted to buy. He requested that the salesman not sell the particular model till the next day, since he wanted to buy it on his birthday.

The salesman gave his word. The next day the old man visited the showroom only to find the car being sold to a young lady. The young lady looked really gorgeous. The old man asked the salesman, "I told you to keep this car on hold. Not only didn't you keep your word, you also sold it at a discounted rate."

The salesman replied, "She insisted to buy only this car, and with a discount. Look how beautiful she is? How could I say no to her?"

The young lady walked up to the old man, gave the car keys to him and said, "Didn't I tell you they'd give me a discount? Happy birthday Dad!"

19 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$7.00 won 25 votes

Teacher to the class: "How can we keep our school clean?"

Student: "By staying at home?"

25 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$9.00 won 16 votes

"Our topic for today is photosynthesis," began the professor. She looks at the class, points to John and asks, "What is photosynthesis?"

John replies, "Photosynthesis is our topic today!"

16 votes

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Shenghen" |