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Shenghen

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 37
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 551.00
$50.00 won 6 votes

A public speaker could not believe his eyes when he saw just one man among the audience.

Nevertheless, he decided to go ahead with his speech. He asked him the reason for coming attending his speech.

The man replied, “It’s a hot day out there. The air conditioning is pretty good in here.”

6 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
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$10.00 won 8 votes

Man: What, according to you, is Philosophy?

Friend: Philosophy are the ideas that act as guides for the best ways to live.

Man: So do you follow them?

Friend: No. I want everyone else to follow.

8 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
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$50.00 won 6 votes

Teacher: “What is the difference between ‘Tea’ and ‘Tee’?

Student: "The first one is a drink and the second is an incorrect spelling."

6 votes

CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
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$50.00 won 6 votes
 

A kid asked his mother, “Mom, can you buy me those two toys that we had seen at the store the other day?”

His mother replied, “I will buy you one of them. One is enough to keep you busy at playtime.”

Later that day, the kid started doing his homework. The mother said, “Remember that you have two activities as homework today.”

The kid replied, “I will do one of them. One is enough to keep me busy at study time.”

6 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
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