Son: "Dad, aren't you getting ready to office today?"
Dad: "I am working from home today. Get ready soon otherwise you will be late to school."
Son: "Dad, I am not going to school today."
Son: "I am studying from home today."
Wife: "You remember when you bought me this blue dress?"
Husband: "I don't remember."
Wife: "It was on my birthday! And this red gown?"
Husband: "On your birthday?"
Wife: "No... on our anniversary! Don't you remember?"
Husband: "Honey, I'm not good at remembering colors or dresses. I better at remembering prices, those I remember very well!"
A husband returned home drunk late night. His wife opened the door. He said, " Sorry honey. I couldn't stop finishing a bottle whose brand name was same as yours!"
The next day the wife served breakfast. The man complained, "Oh honey, there's so much salt in this dish..."
The wife replied, "Sorry honey. I couldn't stop myself adding more salt since the brand name was same as yours."
To make his class interesting, an English language teacher asked a grade 3 student to challenge him in an English test. The student wrote this word on the classroom board, SIDANDTED, and asked his teacher to explain its meaning.
The teacher looked at the word for some time and even searched for its meaning in the dictionary. After several minutes of his research, he gave up and asked his student to explain the meaning.
The student simply said, “They are my friends, Sid and Ted.”