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Shenghen

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 104
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 1153.00
$9.00 won 9 votes

"Our topic for today is photosynthesis," began the professor. She looks at the class, points to John and asks, "What is photosynthesis?"

John replies, "Photosynthesis is our topic today!"

9 votes

CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$10.00 won 15 votes

A married couple are arguing back and forth about the husband's time on Facebook and Twitter.

The wife threatens, "If you continue to spend more time on Twitter and Facebook, then I will spend more time on Amazon and EBay!"

The husband goes offline immediately.

15 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$7.00 won 10 votes

Client: Doctor, how much you charge for visiting a patient's house?

Doctor: I charge $50.

The doctor and client drove to the client's house in the former's car. The doctor didn't find any patient and asked, "Where's the patient?"

The client replied, "Well, there's no patient here doc. The taxi fare to my house was $75. I just needed a ride home. Here's your $50. Thank you."

10 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$12.00 won 12 votes

What do we learn from animals like Buffaloes, Elephants and Cows?

That not everyone can lose weight by eating greens and salads and walking as well.

12 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Shenghen" |