Shenghen Profile



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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 60
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 817.00
$8.00 won 9 votes

Boy 1: "As long as you are in school, two things will always be your friends."

Boy 2: "Who are they?

Boy1: "Classwork and Homework!"

9 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$9.00 won 15 votes

Doctor: I am sorry I can't treat your ailment!

Patient: Why doctor? Is it that serious?

Doctor: No. Your ailment was not covered in my medical study book.

Patient, trembling in fear: Which book was that?

Doctor: How to become doctor in 30 days!

15 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$8.00 won 7 votes

A boy says to his friend, "Today my test results are out and my dad is at home. If I fail in one subject, text me saying ‘good morning to you’. If I fail in two, text me ‘Good morning to you and to your dad.’"

His friend agreed. Minutes later the boy gets a text from his friend. “Good morning to you and to your family and to your neighbors also!"

7 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$7.00 won 10 votes

Wife: “Why don’t you tell your friend that the girl he is getting married to is not apt for him?”

Husband: “Leave it. I am not going to say anything.”

Wife: “Why not? After all, he is your friend!”

Husband: “He didn’t tell me anything when I was getting married.”

10 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Shenghen" |